Rusty Douglas

The act of taking a shitty, unwiped anus, and pressing it upon someone's house. Preferably on a window or a sliding glass door, leaving a brown, shitty kiss mark of someone's asshole on said surface.

"Man, someone left a rust Douglas on my neighbors window last night. Had the whole neighborhoods feathers ruffled."

"If you don't quit, someone is likely to give you a rusty douglas"

by DickRichards February 14, 2025

Rusty Pipe

When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.

Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022

Rusty Prospector

The action of digging a rusty spoon into a mans ballsack and removing the testicles by scoop

mess with me again and ill give you the rusty prospector

by ARandomPornhubUser June 9, 2018

The Rusty Ravine

An unfortunate state in indirect communication (e.g. text message, voice mail, social media post) when a given message warrants more than an immediate low-thought reply (e.g. "lol", "so true") but not enough for the receiver to actually schedule time to provide a proper response. Often these messages are then never addressed, leaving the sender to think they've been missed or unappreciated. This is exactly the opposite intent from the receiver who actually desired to deliver a thoughtful reply but never got around to it.

I've stuck my old high school buddy in the Rusty Ravine more times that I care to admit! He must think I don't care, but it's actually that I _do_ care.

by scr0tty June 9, 2021

rusty star pop

When you stick your finger in your butt hole and pop it in someone else’s mouth.

I gave frank a rusty star pop last night.

by ofwolfandman October 6, 2018

Rusty Poolnoodle

When a guy and girl do anal and she clenches so hard his foreskin tightens and squeezes his penis like it is in a pool noodle

We tried anal for the first time and she clenched so hard my foreskin felt like I was fucking a rusty poolnoodle

by aandrew16 July 22, 2022

lachlan and rusty

Lachlan and rusty have true meaning, you have never seen them in the same place at the same time. Because they are they same thing, living a double life.

“Why have I never seen Lachlan and Rusty at the same time?” … “Because they are the same person”

by just think about it bud.. August 13, 2023