a wank montage consists of dick pics sent in rapid succession to show the process of a penis that is flaccid, to hard, to ejaculation
reuben: “my husband jack is such a dirty cunt, when he goes on work trips he’ll just send me pics of his from soft to cumsplosion and it’s getting old real quick”
yolanda “sis he be wank montageing you, where’s your respect for the arts!?”
yolanda “sis he be wank montageing you, where’s your respect for the arts!?”
by zestymcbetsy February 23, 2022
by foshoure May 31, 2020
The inevitable product of a 5 knuckle shuffle.
Delicious jam or preservative made with the bi-product of spanking the monkey
Delicious jam or preservative made with the bi-product of spanking the monkey
"Stroked the salami last night and got wank jam everywhere"
"Do we have anything to put on toast?"
"Just a bit of wank jam left in the cupboard."
"Spilled so much wank jam In my gfs mouth she went full angry on me!"
"Do we have anything to put on toast?"
"Just a bit of wank jam left in the cupboard."
"Spilled so much wank jam In my gfs mouth she went full angry on me!"
by Kik455 April 08, 2022
When three guys stand in the formation of a triangle and each put one of there hands left and the other to the right, and then suddenly everyone there is getting a double handjob
by Calabina October 27, 2020
Someone whomst is a Member of the British Conservative party who wants everyone to pledge allegiance to the flag of the UK.
Boris Johnson enjoyed **Flag Wanking** in parilament today.
by Oure April 21, 2021
When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.
Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.
by peter gazer January 12, 2018
What did you do this weekend?
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.
by Baconwound August 09, 2022