The saying Joel says in the show Santa Clarita Diet on Netflix when he sees a red organ looking ball grow legs. (and no, its not a penis ball ;)
by SunnyBunnyFrench May 02, 2018
When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap March 07, 2016
by Bfsarah November 09, 2017
by SelfCannibalism December 20, 2011
Name used for females commonly found performing actions which require legs "Wide Open". Commonly shortened simply to "Susie Two Legs" in usage, This term is derived from the common need to identify such a female, without drawing attention to the subject of conversation.
Guy 1 - "Yo, I've already seen that girl hooking up with 3 different guys at this party!"
Guy 2 - "Oh, you talkin' about ol' Susie Two Legs... Wide Open."
Guy 2 - "Oh, you talkin' about ol' Susie Two Legs... Wide Open."
by ps3udonam3 April 20, 2011
The fish in spongebob who always screams my leg in the background of episodes that dont include him.
Spongebob was a hall monitor and directed traffic. Everyone crashed...
guy who always screams my leg: MY LEG!
guy who always screams my leg: MY LEG!
by Kayrowe November 14, 2009
"Wow he's hung like an antelope with seven legs"
by Aunty Lope May 04, 2005