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Jacob

Jacob is a name if a white male who has glasses but most of all he is very gay.
Robert: oh look it’s that fagot Jacob.
by Mr.baller June 22, 2022
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Jacob A. Tashma

Guy who scams people with """"""""dragon piss""""""""
Jacob A. Tashma is a tethriterator jackass
by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv September 12, 2023
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Jacob Trewer

A furry that typically will rag all over your cram. Or he will insult your race. (Very small penis, and very short, talkin like 5'1.)
by XxBungeHoleRipperxX November 27, 2021
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Jacob

Noun (Jay-cub) a piece of shit or group of shits in close proximity
Oh look there’s a big Jacob in the toilet
by anonymous April 12, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is the type of guy to pull one of the prettiest women, and ask how far they can squirt. Absolutely throwing away a 10/10.
Dude stop asking how about my squirt-o-meter, your being a real Jacob right now.
by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023
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Jacob

A fat shit. He thinks he is alot smarter than he is. Probably special ed.
Oh look it's Jacob(fat shit)
by A_Furry_Lol June 23, 2020
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jacob house

A jacob house probably sent you here to read this and trusts you with this information specifically. Still, if you stumbled across this by accident, then congrats, you now know a lot about how a jacob house works, not that this information will be beneficial to you.

A jacob house is likely afraid that they don't meet your expectations.

If a jacob house has sent you here, then they are likely unable to find a way to communicate effectively with you.

if a jacob house sent you here, you have likely unknowingly become the center of their world, and they would do nearly anything you asked them to

if a jacob house sent you here, then they likely want you to know that if you tell them to go away and never speak to you again, they will do their absolute best to make sure your paths never cross again

a jacob house loves to talk to interesting people but worries that they are being a nuisance

a jacob house loves giving attention but is saddened when none is received in return

a jacob house gets worried easily about whether or not they show enough emotion when speaking

if a jacob sent you here, then they hope this helps make things clear, and if not, they hope you will ask them directly and let them know you have seen this message

a jacob house hopes you have a good day or at least can help make it be
oh hey, that's a jacob house that's quite interesting
by definitly not jacob house April 6, 2022
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