Alabama Glazed Ham

When uncle rick makes the Christmas ham using several honey packets and Viagra in an attempt to fuck the whole family.... AGAIN.

Man, that Alabama glazed ham got me hurting today. Uncle Rick sure knows how to handle his meat.....

by Raunchy Coon November 1, 2025

ham

A person who is easily manipulated, offers very little resistance to what someone else wants to do, and bends over easily. A push-over, a sucƙer.

-Jonathan is such a ham! When they whipped out a YUGE cucumber, he immediately surrendered his ɓutthole and said: "I would love to pickle that for you."

-Wow. What a push-over. Fucƙin Jonatham!

by Twaddleneck McTwatflaps November 3, 2025

Ham Jelly

An edible form of wheel bearing grease that is applied to a ham during the canning process.

Ham jelly is a great substitute for marmalade and hair gel.

by phaetonbootjack December 7, 2025

Ham

Ass, buttocks, butt.

DAMN shorty that ham is phAT

by WDTSSSBGSDSH December 7, 2025

It’s NOT ham!!!

An outburst of pure disgust unleashed when a normal situation in life completely bends you over without consent.

For example: like when you order a beautiful ham baguette and instead receive a tuna-soaked atrocity that smells like it’s been dragged through a fisherman’s jockstrap.

Used when something is SO wrong, SO offensive, that polite language packs its bags and leaves the country.

It’s not ham!!!

by Onesmartfella December 8, 2025

Diddling the Ham

Playing with christmas dinner in a sexual manner

Christmas dinner was ruined when José started diddling the ham

by Thehamdiddler December 14, 2025

Ham and chocolate

A common meal for broke individuals often including lukewarm water and Joe Bartolozzi. We first heard of this word when someone posted a picture of them eating this abomination of a meal. One single half crescent of ham, uneven cuts of chocolate, a bottle of room temperature spring water. This term is widely used by the people of Maryland and has possibilities of spreading.

This poor bitch eating sum “ham and chocolate”. She must be an “Annabelle”

by Frankylover December 15, 2025