WoW (AKA the MMORPG crack)

A game that drags you into its grip and will not let you go. No matter how much you think it sucks, eats balls or whatever, it is lke pot and a teen. Outcome is NEGATIVE. I, myself no matter how boring it gets will not stop playinjg it. I advise the people who read this to NOT try WoW. You truthfully lose grip on reality and, it gets gory from there. Some people hate their parents, others bust their compys, some throw themselfs off of buildings. Well, i think the News reports on youtube were covered up by Blizzard Entertainment. There used to be over 100 different news reports filmed on youtube, and today, I CANNOT FIND ONE!!! GRR!!! *FOAMS FROM MOUTH* *BASHES IN LCD MONITOR!* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I LOST 100 G!!!!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! *THROWS SELF OFF OF BUILDING*

DO NOT DO IT MAN ITS WORSE THEN ALL THE DRUGS IN THE WORLD... OF WARCRAFT...

Dude! The Horde Just blew me up with arcane explosion! oh NNOOOOOOOO Tohse asshats! *Blows brains out with pump-action shotgun*

Thanks for reading my def of WoW (AKA the MMORPG crack) now let me jup off of that nice 25 story building.

WoW (AKA the MMORPG crack) by zerkerjewel August 13, 2007

Black Crack

Black Crack is slang for vinyl in the DJ culture. It's called black crack because often DJs spend all their money buying vinyl (which is black, and the media which most proffesional DJs use). Since they buy it all the time its an addiction like crack, thus getting the name Black Crack.

I'm going to Amoeba Records today to buy some black crack

Black Crack by 12 Inches Of Joy March 22, 2005

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greased pig on crack

mad,insane. A grade one window licker.

that bird who played lois lane is as mad as a greased pig on crack

greased pig on crack by mad dog February 25, 2004

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literary crack

A series novel which is poorly written and follows some formulaic structure which may or may not be predictable. Despite knowing that it sucks the reader will become addicted to the series and burn through every book as fast as possible.

If the next book in the series is unavailable the reader will go through withdraw like symptoms until the next book's release date wherein the reader will wrestle and scream and claw their way to the register to purchase said book.

I know that it's bad for me but "Twilight" is my literary crack, I can't help it!

literary crack by HaloKun July 30, 2009