2 definitions by MrJames

I am going to 7-11 to get some mormon crack to stay awake
by MrJames September 20, 2006
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Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).
Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly
by MrJames July 1, 2014
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