Definitions by MrJames

posting jelly 

Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).

Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly

posting jelly by mrjames July 1, 2014

mormon crack

Coffee, or any caffinated drink

I am going to 7-11 to get some mormon crack to stay awake

mormon crack by MrJames September 20, 2006