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Braddison 

Braddison is a ship of two tiktok stars: Addison Rae and Bryce Hall.
Friend:Do you ship more Braddison or Taddison?
Me: Braddison of course!
Braddison by jxdn.baby June 26, 2020

nice beads 

A phrase said to one who possesses beads that are of great quality. Can also be used to instantly roast anybody.
David: Why don’t you eat the watermelon?
Grant: Because I don’t like the seeds.
David: nice beads
Grant: k guess i’ll just go jump in the pool
David: cool
nice beads by Cooldidntask October 5, 2018

Breadsexual 

Breadsexual. What is it?

I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.

Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.

You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.

It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.

You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.

Or you want it to dominate you.

A little kinky, dont you think?

But I'll leave this to you.

Dont forget to treat Bread right..

Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..

Bread is soft and sometimes hard,

it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?
"Hey Bready!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"

"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"

"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"
Breadsexual by Sencide April 5, 2022

Brad Anderson

Adjective: someone who is so bad at sex that they have never knowingly had physical relations with a heterosexual woman who enthusiastically participates in sex.

Refers to a now legendary tweet by one Brad Anderson at 5.14pm on 5/12/19 where, replying to a sex ban brought about by the fetal heartbeat controversy Anderson said "I get the point you're trying to make, but I have yet to meet a hetero woman who enthusiastically participates in sex."
Jeez, that guy was a complete Brad Anderson. I've had urinary tract infections that have given me more feels than that man's fumblings.

Brad Pitt 

A pretty decent actor, has been in films such as Fight Club, Oceans Thirteen, Se7en etc. Not overrated in any sense of the word, he's naturally good looking; people tend to bash him out of jealousy because of his good looks. To put it into prospective, he's been in some highly, some moderate, and some poorly rated films like a lot of actors have. The ''skeptical type'' tend to focus on the poorly rated films and mock him for his apparent ''bad performances'' in them as some of the examples on here show.
Dude 1: Hey did you watch Fight Club last night?

Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome, great movie!

Idiot 1: Brad Pitt is WAY too overrated because of his looks.

Idiot 2: I agree, there would be no hype over him if he was moderate looking, his films SUCK!!!.

Neutral Guy: Have you seen Fight Club, Se7en, Oceans Thirteen?
Brad Pitt by ooooooof October 10, 2007

Diddle The Bead 

When a female plays with her clit
I watched my wife diddle the bead before we had sex.
Diddle The Bead by PeteJG May 15, 2009