bean snap 

a quick and functional hand job, usually intended to provide a prompt ejaculation for the purpose of stress relief as opposed to meaningful sexual gratification.

Damn, that was the hottest girl I have ever seen. Miriam, come over here and give me a bean snap, and I'll rub your shoulders for you.

bean snap by Ned Buddy July 13, 2006

Jackin' the Beanstalk 

When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.

Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.

Jackin' the Beanstalk by Very Wise Man February 27, 2011

bean whore 

Someone who hangs out with an ecstasy dealer/user with the sole intent to score free pills.

She doesn't care about you; she's just a bean whore.

bean whore by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008

Banshee Nun 

The second most powerful being on earth . the Banshee Nun hovers around screaming a song that makes its victim bleed from every hole.
The Banshee Nun lives in a church and is formed when a nun dies a virgin
the most powerful being is Chuck Norris

OMG look there is a banshee nun outside the window

Banshee Nun by Kurt,matt,nick October 13, 2008

bean head supreme 

A bean head supreme is someone who has reached insanely high levels of bean headedness. They are not at maximum levels of bean head, as a "beanest headest supremist" is. Can be a term of endearment of a life-altering insult.

Tia, you fool, you're a bean head supreme.

bean head supreme by beanheadsupreme36 January 4, 2017

angel bean 

A name given by Dan Howell aka danisnotonfire to Phil Lester aka AmazingPhil on a Twitter post wishing him a happy birthday that refers to a precious, innocent, and derpy friend.

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a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to everyone's favourite angel bean @AmazingPhil #HappyBirthdayPhil 🎈🎂 (dw guys i've got the cake covered) - Daniel J. Howell (Twitter 1/30/16)

angel bean by Daddy_Danyul August 21, 2016

peen bean 

Tiny dick

Jack has peen bean

peen bean by Gaydaye August 12, 2017