Emmet as a drink

The character Emmet Cullen from the infamous vampire movie series, Twilight, reincarnated into a beverage. Often used as a negative expression towards a foul tasting concoction.

"Ew, this smoothie tastes like Emmet as a drink!"

by Pissmunkforeskin June 10, 2023

clean as a ducky

a freshly shaven female. yes. down there. who expects intimacy.

'hi babe, just an fyi for later...I'm clean as a ducky'

by crazybutton June 14, 2023

sharp as a nuns chisel

When a chainsaws quite sharp according to ed

"how's the 66 looking Ed?"
"Oo yeah sharp as a nuns chisel she is"

by Nomadrush June 15, 2023

Black as a ducks guts

Black as a ducks guts is a term used in australian slang to tell someone that the weather looks horrible

"Mate look, its as black as a Ducks guts. We should hit the frog and toad

by Dunny licker May 8, 2023

cute as a bitch

cute as a bitch means you cute as hell but comparing you to a bitch that could compete with that person. Also meaning that youre only cute right now and a bitch could be cute everyday.

damn bae you cute as a bitch, i see you

by Dha.realestk May 9, 2023

Broke as a Joke

A figure of speech. Someone that has so little spending money that it would make just about anyone cackle.

Can I borrow 10 bucks? I'm as broke as a joke right now

by AnonyHottiemous May 12, 2023

Stiff as a Ball

When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.

So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.

by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023