Christian

Christian, a fucking annoying person that has ADHD and autism if meet one walk the other way. He is a Nazi that's a satanist and wants to kill everyone. He will try and rape you first though before he kills you. If he doesn't rape you, then he will try to stab you to death and t-bag you until you get put into a graveyard.

Person 1: "Christian is coming towards us."
Person 2: "Lets walk the other way, before he talks about his fantasies of killing us"

by 4lw4ysR1ght October 27, 2019

Christian Lowe

He thinks he is better than everyone else but he’s not no one likes you Christian

I hate you Christian Lowe

by Tea_gossip October 29, 2019

Christian

Christian is one of the tall ones in the friend group. He doesn’t have a girlfriend. He has his guy friends which is why he can’t get a girlfriend. Usually, Christians usually tends to act cool even though they’re not.

God he’s such a Christian

by CurrySoupDumpling December 3, 2020

Christian Death

What a load of pretentious crap. When I was a teenager I used to think this band was so fucking cool. Now I’m older and a lot more rational and it’s hard not to pick up on the cringe and pretentiousness of it all. Rozz Williams was no genius. Just a poor man’s Robert Smith.

Christian Death were lame as fuck.

by WorseThanHitler December 4, 2020

Christian Walk of Shame

When a christian comes home from college without a husband/wife.

Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit

by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 6, 2020

baby christian

A nonsensical concept.

Donald Trump is a baby Christian.

by A Jazzy Man-esque December 8, 2020

Christian

A hot blonde man with a 14-inch cock that penetrates the back of women's throats. When you look at him you can not help but want to ride him like a horse all night long, until your pussy explodes in wet happiness. He will give you the night of your life, and is creative with his fucking maneuvers. His sexy voice and vivid body will make any girl dream.

Christian makes me soooo wet!!!!

by TheDaddyThatDipped December 9, 2020