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Cow Art

the art of using cow shit to make portraits of more cows.
Friend: Hey are you making Cow Art?
Me: Why yes I am.
Friend: Smells great.
by UrBestFriendVoid69 October 27, 2020
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Wonder Cow Emporium

When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).
Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!

Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!
by Owen Bay January 7, 2012
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Ottis the cow

A transgender or hermafodite cow that was taken into a dark and terrible expierement where the farmer took a male cows brain and put it into a female cows body
by Houseismyhouse2344281 November 13, 2018
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Cow Flapping

William asked bear if he wants to go cow Flapping
by Eckybear October 8, 2016
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oru cow

adhavudhu oru maadu
oru cow adhavudhu oru maadu
by qhar0h February 2, 2024
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Two Japanese Dairy Cows

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 — and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima 🐮 and Nagasaki 🐮 into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs. Just for the record, Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
A biological miracle; two Japanese dairy cows have been milked for decades.
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 10, 2024
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Cow

Person 838372: look! A cow!!
Person 8338828: thats a nice cow!
Cow: moooo
by Porygon3000 October 9, 2020
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