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When you gotta masturbate at work against your will cause of a big inappropriate boner.
+ Hey boss, here are your prognostics for next week. By the way, while I was doing this I got a boner.
- Well there is nothing we can do, if you hard then you hard, just workplay!

+ Hey Jasmine, nice dress. It really accentuates your body

- You like it?
+ Yes!
- Well if you hard then you hard, do you want me to help you workplay?

+ Hey Joey, are you done putting in your numbers? Because my gave me hell of a boner...
- Well you know, if you hard then you hard. Just workplay!
Workplay by Connor Godson September 19, 2019
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a shithole full of smackheads and pikeys, you'll often find the common chav or 12 year old wasteman around town center. Walk down town at 10PM and you'll often see the common crackhead having a spice seizure on the bench next to greggs.
Worksop is a shitehole
Worksop by somebody from worksop October 3, 2019

sweata worka 

A girl that works a cardigan, sweater, hoodie, or any other type of over wear and looks really sexy. Also synonymous with fat woman that wear belly shirts.
Look at the that girl over there.. what a sexy sweata worka.

Ugh! I hate sweata workas, look at the woman.. eww! COVER UP!

Games workshop 

A wargaming miniature producing company, which is screwing over it's own customers, banning it's best advertisers (fans) and overall they are beginning to take a lead in a competition of companies treating the fans of their content like the poor pieces of meat they are.
Im so glad Games workshop is banning all the fan animations. They make me want to start supporting disney again.

working for the Mouse

working at Walt Disney World or Walt Disney Land.
Hey man, I can get into Disney World for free now that I am working for the Mouse!

Workoholic 

Someone who is addicted to work, Derived from the word "Alcoholic".
"It's 10PM and Mike is still at the office. What a workoholic!"
Workoholic by a working man August 29, 2006