half-great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent’s male half-first cousin.

My half-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Uncled

To be bamboozled or played by a native man.

Chelsea was most definitely uncled by SIR Lance a lot.

by RustyDog*001 March 14, 2022

Uncle Ruckus

Contrary to the dumbasses that write in this page, uncle ruckus isn't black. He has a condition named revitiligo (like Michael Jackson's vitiligo but the opposite) which makes him black.
In an episode he was shown to be abandoned by his white parents and left in a black house.

Dumb fuck: Why uncle ruckus in racist if he is black?! That doesn't make any sense?!
*Me dropkicking him to the floor*
Me: HE IS FUCKING WHITE!!!

by ~helpmeplease~ October 26, 2024

Rahim's Uncle

Rahim's uncle was found in Popeyes buying every single food for $5,000.
Rahim is a kid with Autism.

Rahim: HHEHEHHE
Rahim's Uncle: "Buying The Whole Shop"
Friends: Look its Rahim's Uncle
Rahim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by 🎃 The Professional Bomber 💣 June 17, 2024

Uncle Zak

Noun: a person who betrays his peers for the approval of older people or relatives

I had a great prank lined up, until someone was an Uncle Zak and snitched on me.

That was weird how Tony was really cool with us until we visited the retirement home. He sure became an Uncle Zak then.

by 6 Pack Sample December 16, 2018

co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's pibling's husband.

co-uncle-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Uncle Schnozz

When a person is naughty/bad, Uncle Schnozz will come out of the woods and tickle he/her genitals.

Uncle Schnozz tickled his genitals yesterday!

by George Mandy March 5, 2023