Mud turkey

When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.

Man I just shit out a mud turkey.

by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014

Wild Turkey

When you fuck three generations of men in the same family (not at the same time)

My boyfriend embarrassed me at Thanksgiving so I decided to wild turkey with his dilf and elderly pawpaw

by lanae242 March 24, 2023

Turkey

Turkey

Slang for pussy, hey dawg I’m trynna get some turkey you feel me

by Dimzy March 1, 2020

Turkey Turd

Somebody who acts in a goofy or aloof manner, typically used affectionately

"Dahlia was being a turkey turd last night, she reorganized all my books by height and reverse alphabetical order"

by AndromedaCheddarCheese December 7, 2025

turkey toucher

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger

drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up

by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009

Turkey in the Freezer

Butt stuff, or sex in general.

I put the turkey in the freezer before coming here

Honey, we better get home so we can put the turkey in the freezer.

by TurkeyFreeze2016 August 28, 2016

Sweater Turkeys

A slang term used for a woman's breasts.

"I can't stop staring when she's running with no bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around."

by CleetorisW January 31, 2024