A bitch ass hoe con artist that doesn’t pay for his kids broke ass nigger that likes to spend all his money on feeding himself dates a red head bitch that’s ugly as fuck and says she can have kids but she can’t favorites his son over his daughter and left after she was born then came back when he saw that she was going to be better then his son that is taking after him and she is very independent
by Regayboiii April 28, 2020
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by Mike Mendel November 10, 2021
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by Yeet boi696969 January 4, 2020
Get the Thomas mug.Thomas Uttley is a white boy. He likes to say dog and mispronounce peoples names wrong. He also seems to complain a lot and be in bad moods. Some say he likes to fight but I don’t think he can. He think he’s a god but he isn’t. If you see a Thomas uttley stay a way from them. They get mad when you call them CJ they only like TJ. He is also a nic fein and smokes weed a lot.
by The765guy November 22, 2021
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On Thomas day Every Thomas will receive free head whether it’s soft or hard
On Thomas day Every Thomas will receive free head whether it’s soft or hard
by JimJob69 November 15, 2020
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