by the cup fucker October 17, 2020

by katejackson June 12, 2018

by PBJelly6 November 5, 2023

1. The moment when everything feels so amazing it's a fantasy come to life.
2. When you're on vacation and the waiter brings you your favorite food on a silver platter.
2. When you're on vacation and the waiter brings you your favorite food on a silver platter.
That vacation was a total cup o' cherries! I met this kristina at the bar on the first day of the cruise and we spent all week together.
by KidCredo June 9, 2022

Bill: Hey!! YOU!! *angry face*>X(
Joe: Wud I do??!? O.o
Bill: *hucks cup at Joe*
Joe: aAaAAaaAaAhHhHH!! *smack!!* OW!!! CUP PAIN!! >_< !!!
Joe: Wud I do??!? O.o
Bill: *hucks cup at Joe*
Joe: aAaAAaaAaAhHhHH!! *smack!!* OW!!! CUP PAIN!! >_< !!!
by ~Harlequin~ January 23, 2009

The act of reaching between a mans legs from behind and cupping his testicles while simultaneously inserting one's thumb into the anus.
by Boobsthecat June 15, 2018

You had to be there...
Third down and 37, Calgary Stampeders with the ball, Silver Cup on the line.
Up the middle comes the Fullback, #34. He's tackled, 2 legs wrapped up on the 30 yard line, but he has one more.
On one fucking leg he makes it to the end zone, inch by inch, pulling defenders - it reaches for the end zone, touchdown. Stampeders win.
Post-game interview, sheer-shock and awe, 9 months later - SNQ.
You had to see it to believe it, what a day.
Third down and 37, Calgary Stampeders with the ball, Silver Cup on the line.
Up the middle comes the Fullback, #34. He's tackled, 2 legs wrapped up on the 30 yard line, but he has one more.
On one fucking leg he makes it to the end zone, inch by inch, pulling defenders - it reaches for the end zone, touchdown. Stampeders win.
Post-game interview, sheer-shock and awe, 9 months later - SNQ.
You had to see it to believe it, what a day.
"You had to be there, haven't seen anything like it since the 2003 Silver Cup Final"
"He split her right up the middle, just like the 2003 Silver Cup Final"
"He split her right up the middle, just like the 2003 Silver Cup Final"
by FuckLukeCowan February 25, 2024
