A slur meaning "vagina", used more less frequently by the British than by people on the internet pretending to look British.
by Perpetual Fuckup September 16, 2017
Get the Twat mug.Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.
The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...
by Wickedchaos September 22, 2017
Get the Twat waffle mug.twat-twister: n. - usually a Marxist "feminist" twat, but can be any other vile cultural Marxist who twists everything men say into false "victimhood", or false "male oppression", or "rape", with the larger goals of destroying Western civilization, destroying masculinity, creating class division, and destroying the very notion of family. (contrast with "mainsplaining")
"Did you ever read any of Rebecca Solnit's essays?"
"Nah, I don't have time for any of those twat-twisters"
"Nah, I don't have time for any of those twat-twisters"
by barricada September 27, 2017
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Get the fiddle twat mug.by BigBiddie October 2, 2017
Get the Shifty twat mug.The one person who among the rest really goes that extra mile to being bossy, and most of all, ALWAYS thinks they’re right and their way is always the best.
by Lollipopxxx October 20, 2017
Get the office twat mug.When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.
When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"
by dooferdog March 21, 2017
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