Triple Gold Club Cel

An incel who cannot get laid because he has won the Olympic gold, Stanley Cup and World Championship of hockey. These players usually take hockey very seriously and puts all their time and effort on it, literally being on a hockey monk mode. Therefore they do not have any extra time of getting laid.

- Did you hear that Crosby went to the mountains again to focus on the upcoming NHL-season?

- That's because he is a typical Triple Gold Club Cel member who literally went on a monk mode.

by Best_celler January 14, 2024

Triple Trio

A punishment in class, which you sit in the back 3 rows, and an office referral.

Student: F*ck you, Mrs. Smith!
Mrs.Smith: You're getting the Triple Trio!

by exvinity022 January 28, 2024

Triple-Boned

The state of being boned by three men at once, with the requirement that at least one boner being inserted into an ear canal.

I am currently being triple-boned, so no, I can’t hear you!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Triple Slap

The act of slapping a person with one hand, then cock-slapping them immediately after and making their face return to the still outstretched first slapping hand.

“So this guy (HR) kept running his mouth at me about how I have to stop threatening my co-workers with cock smackings . I lost it and jumped onto his desk and gave him the ol’ Triple Slap and yelled ‘Bada Bing ya Goomba, it’s not a threat if ya do it!’’

by Vasquevos February 9, 2024

Triple Cowgirl Sunset

A sexual maneuver and finishing move where the girl is on top Cowgirl style when the male is about to bust and who is attempting pull-out style birth control, is unable to withdraw his penis resulting in both partners ejaculating and the mixture homogenizing with the feces from the guy who is scared shitless now facing the prospects of fatherhood. The resulting conviction of semen, squirt, poop and tears looks like a Sunset

I'm buying a plan B after Susy rode off into a triple cowgirl Sunset

by EyeSoDilated February 21, 2024

Triple P (pussy peace and pout)

When a female takes a picture of her genital area and manages to include her face, she then puts up a peace sign capturing the moment.

Bro I just got sent nudes from a girl, she gave me the Triple P (pussy peace and pout).

by Xander knight February 26, 2024

Triple Cheese

An adjective or noun used to portray your big ass Somali friend as a fattie.

"Yo, is that Mohamed over there he looking kinda chubby recently icl." "Nah bro, that's triple cheese!"

by chickenugs March 6, 2024