turnt daddy stanky leg

A snazzy jazzy daddy.

Old man Chris, he's a turnt daddy stanky leg!

by Bfsarah November 09, 2017

gnawing my own leg off

Dealing with extreme frustration. It means you will want to do anything to escape the situation.

My BF's insistence on visiting his family for a month has me gnawing my own leg off.

by SelfCannibalism December 20, 2011

Susie Two Legs... Wide Open

Name used for females commonly found performing actions which require legs "Wide Open". Commonly shortened simply to "Susie Two Legs" in usage, This term is derived from the common need to identify such a female, without drawing attention to the subject of conversation.

Guy 1 - "Yo, I've already seen that girl hooking up with 3 different guys at this party!"

Guy 2 - "Oh, you talkin' about ol' Susie Two Legs... Wide Open."

by ps3udonam3 April 20, 2011

guy who always screams my leg

The fish in spongebob who always screams my leg in the background of episodes that dont include him.

Spongebob was a hall monitor and directed traffic. Everyone crashed...

guy who always screams my leg: MY LEG!

by Kayrowe November 14, 2009

hung like an antelope with seven legs

Self explanatory really

"Wow he's hung like an antelope with seven legs"

by Aunty Lope May 04, 2005

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

To describe a useless object or person.

About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

by hteb78 November 22, 2012

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.

Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

by Hrvatska Ned December 13, 2014