Stockerjocker

Someone who stalks you to find out who dating just so they can jock them with hopes and intent to pull them

So tired of these stockerjockers always after my man

by 209erbiitch October 26, 2025

Stockton Glass Cleaner

When you are getting head, and before you finish you pull out and nut on her glasses. You then proceed to use your dick as a windshield wiper and smear the cum all over her glasses.

Katie kept her glasses on in bed last night so I gave her the Stockton Glass Cleaner.

by Mega mine 209 October 30, 2025

Stockton VEZ

(Vent, enter, zyn) The action of popping a zyn in a woman’s vagina from your mouth, fucking her, and then searching the vagina with your tongue until you find the zyn and putting it back in your lip, allowing both parties to catch the ULTIMATE buzz.

I finally convinced my girl to try the Stockton vez with me. We both erupted.

by Mega mine 209 November 14, 2025

Stocking Stuffer

Ejaculating into your socks then proceeding to make a partner walk a mile in in them

Jaden and I need to go home so we can make some stocking stuffers

by ultrasigmagoon69 November 26, 2025

Stockton Syndrome

The inability to see through your own ego no matter the expert advice or common sense being presented to you. Named after Richard Stockton Rush, the CEO of Oceangate.

Don't waste your time explaining that to him, he's got Stockton Syndrome.

by Lectro December 18, 2025

Stockhole Syndrome

Stockhole syndrome is a psychological phenomenon where lower or middle class citizens develop positive feelings and emotional bonds toward their upper class managers and abusers, often even defending them and their extravagant bonuses and tax breaks. The term is a mash of ‘stock’ and ´a-hole’ since most people with wealth use stocks to borrow money tax free and avoid paying their fair in taxes like the rest of us. The term originated from a 2026 conversation on imgur when it was suggested that if people that had less than 1b in wealth then disagreed with a one time wealth tax in california, they might be siding with tax-cheats, stock a-holes, and the 1%.

Jimmy the plumber thought his neighbor who owned half of the local town needed additional tax breaks from the government so that he could upgrade his 3rd yacht to be 300’ long; textbook case of stockhole syndrome.

I don’t have stockhole syndrome; I only make 50k a year but i’m worried that my taxes will be unfair if i start earning 10m a year.

Won’t someone please think of the billionaires!

- a nobody suffering from un-diagnosed stockhole syndrome

by Crasshtack January 1, 2026

blog stocker

When you religiously read someones blog whom you are no longer associated with

Stuart is always reading Dana's blog; What a blog stocker!

by hclegg92009 June 19, 2008