Smashed

1. An object that's broken

2. Completely blind drunk

3. Instant mash potato

1. Guy- We were playing Placeball and I smashed my ma's best vase!

2. Guy- Jesus, everyone in Bristol on friday night were absolutely smashed!

3. Guy- Have you seen that crap ad for Smashed Mash potato?
Other guy- Why should I care?

Smashed by Jammers90 July 10, 2007

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smashed it

rave/dance term, had a brilliant time which you'd remember for the rest of your life

bagleys last night smashed it

smashed it by liberty September 18, 2003

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a can of smashed assholes

Used to describe a very homely individual.

"Damn, did you see that guy? He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!"

a can of smashed assholes by CJ5GUY May 10, 2006

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Smashed Abo

When a man lays a large stool pipe, then uses a didgeridoo to soften the stool into a paste like substance. He then paints indigenous symbols onto the woman’s face with the paste. He then beats her mercifully.

Hey is Stacey coming to work today?

No she’s not in. Apparently last night she got the smashed abo

Smashed Abo by Purplemonkeydishwasher11 September 3, 2019