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handstands in the shower 

Technique for applying cold running water to the arse the day after a particularly spicy meal
Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow

shitting the shower 

Having sex on the down low . Friends with benefits. Hooking up.
Nah man, we ain’t dating. We just shitting the shower.

turn the shower on

What you do when you are about to jerk tf off.
He went into the bathroom to turn the shower on.

Missouri Meat Shower 

when you and your girlfriend are doing the hanky panky and she screams out the wrong name but you nut anyway so you consume 10,482 grams of meth
i tested out the Missouri Meat Shower last night and i think i can hear colors now
Missouri Meat Shower by TheAsidRan February 12, 2020

The Confetti shower

When your girl is deepthroating so hard that she's gonna puke.
So when you cum on her face, she starts puking on the ground while grinding her teeth to contain the lumps.
When you're done cuming and she's done puking, she showers with the lumps like confettis to celebrate.
Yo, I just did the confetti shower to my girl, it was lit.

take a hot shower

a phrase used to tell someone they arent horny enough
“Bro she said she wanted to sleep with you and you said no? Take a hot shower my G