Rusty Elmo

A rusty elmo is the act of smearing shit on a girl prolapsed anus and then fisting her, much like a puppet
“Hey man i heard you got into some crazy shit with that girl from the bar”

“Yeah she asked me to give her the rusty elmo
by amunit July 08, 2022
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Rusty Ninja

The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded
Person 1: "Did you just sneeze piss?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah I got rusty ninja'd"
by Concerned Jeremy June 02, 2024
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Rusty's Curse

A humorous term referring to a person's tendency to only attract or date partners who embody the characteristics of "Hello Kitty" girls—typically cute, whimsical, and childlike in nature. This often results in a cycle where the individual feels unable to connect with anyone outside this specific aesthetic, despite a desire for different types of relationships. No matter what social spaces they enter, they inexplicably draw in people of such nature, leading to interactions that revolve around their curse and can result in frustration and isolation for the cursed individual, who feels trapped in a cycle of limited romantic prospects and may question their own identity.
Guy 1: I heard Mark got a case of Rusty's Curse again.

Guy 2: Yeah he's with another Hello Kitty girl like last time... I almost feel bad for him.
by MonarchRusty October 09, 2024
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rusty hurdle

When a she-male gives a tony danza to another person
Lady Gaga always gives rusty hurdles when she has sex.
by Teddy Geisel June 14, 2011
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Rusty Demon

Having sex up the arse during the effects of food poisoning from a hot curry.
Bryan took the opportunity slip one up her arse while she was suffering from fiery vindaloo shits. The result…. a Rusty Demon
by Nicktheteeth December 08, 2024
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rusty pritchard

A tampon that has been left in the vagina for too long after discharge
Did you see Janet's rusty pritchard in the bin early, that's nopeworthy
by Chaffer November 02, 2015
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Rusty Kazoo

Blowing into a man's asshole while jacking him off, rusty trombone style. A Rusty Gillespie in reverse.
Had a wild night, she started playing my trombone and then gave me a rusty Kazoo.
by Söme Blöke85 October 18, 2021
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