Rusty Ninja

The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded

Person 1: "Did you just sneeze piss?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah I got rusty ninja'd"

by Concerned Jeremy June 02, 2024

Rusty's Curse

A humorous term referring to a person's tendency to only attract or date partners who embody the characteristics of "Hello Kitty" girls—typically cute, whimsical, and childlike in nature. This often results in a cycle where the individual feels unable to connect with anyone outside this specific aesthetic, despite a desire for different types of relationships. No matter what social spaces they enter, they inexplicably draw in people of such nature, leading to interactions that revolve around their curse and can result in frustration and isolation for the cursed individual, who feels trapped in a cycle of limited romantic prospects and may question their own identity.

Guy 1: I heard Mark got a case of Rusty's Curse again.

Guy 2: Yeah he's with another Hello Kitty girl like last time... I almost feel bad for him.

by MonarchRusty October 09, 2024

rusty kangaroo

When you're doing anal with a 280+ pound women (reverse cowgirl specifically) and you pull her fupa up, stick your cock in, slap the fupa down and bust. That my friend is a rusty kangaroo, store it in the pouch.

I picked up this Heffer from the bar, she taught me the rusty kangaroo... if she ain't 280 she ain't a lady.

by XXXINSD June 20, 2022

Rusty Eye

A Person or a Nocturnal Animal Who Has Yellow Eyes But Also Has Pinkeye, Allergies or is Stoned

The Term Comes From the Golden Glow of Yellow Eyes that You Just Dont Get with Any Other Eye Color
And the Rusty Part Comes from When Precious Metals Like Gold or Bronze Rust and Become Not as Shiny Anymore
Hence the Term Rusty Eye

Guy 1: I Love Your Bright Yellow Eyes!
Girl : (Sneeze) (Rubs Her Eyes till they Turn Red)
Guy 2: Hey Rusty Eye

Vet: You Cat Has Got An Eye infection Give Her These Eyedrops
Owner: OK
(A Few Moments Later)
Owner: Hey Rusty Eyes
Cat: "Miaou"

by baliebox4916 July 24, 2021

Rusty Cage

When she goes from tossing your salad to a bj without rinsing first.

Man she gave me the best rusty cage ever!

by Yablo April 22, 2024

Rusty Cage

Going from tossing your salad to a BJ without rinsing.

She gave me the best rusty cage ever!

by Yablo April 22, 2024

rusty putter

the act of tap-tapping a girl on the cheek with your putter after fucking her on the rag. essential to the rusty putter is the gentle scent of iron wafting off your shaft.

she didn't tell me the red tide was rolling in, so when I finished I gave her the rusty putter.

by Purple Helmeted Yogurt Slinger August 10, 2013