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momma rocket

(noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying down the road at the speed of light. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties.

Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.

Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Random driver: Hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?

Passenger: No man, what was it?

Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!

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by jjbeanbag March 17, 2012
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Slide Rocket

When a handjob is being given, and the male ejaculates into the other person's eye.
That chick was giving her boyfriend a handjob, and instead received a slide rocket, hence the eyepatch.
by RogerL769 June 21, 2012
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Yum Rocket

A way to convey that something being eaten is so tasty that it literally launches taste buds into orbit!
Person 1:
'I ate a huge Italian sub for lunch today'

Person 2:
'Yum Rocket!!!'
by Hdiggity007 January 23, 2013
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Bloody Rocket

The act of having sex with a female partner and circumsizing your erected penis.
Dude! I got a Bloody Rocket last night right when I was going to go in!
by Shell Lickyurbottum June 14, 2013
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ricky rocket cock

a Ricky Rocket Cock is anyone who is an overly aggressive driver

They are often seen speeding\giving the one finger salute\leaning on there car horn

often ricky rocket cock suffers from dickdeficancysyndrome, or DDS and is frequently seen driving lifted pick ups with rabbit ears and cattle pushers or a poorly painted I-rocZ with T tops.
"Damn mom dont let this ricky rocket cock pass you, hes been blowing by everyone on the interstate."

superduty F350 sitting on chromed rims= Ricky rocket cock

"Bro i saw Ricky rocket cock fight a soccer mom in the intersection of 27th and O."
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
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saturn rocket

Sam stared down Susie's blouse and popped a Saturn rocket.
by tibbzghien May 19, 2014
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The Rocketeer

The Rocketeer is a fictional character, a superhero created by writer-illustrator Dave Stevens. The character first appeared in 1982 and is an homage to the Saturday matinee serial heroes of the 1930s, 1940s and 1950s.

The Rocketeer is the secret identity of Cliff Secord, a stunt pilot who discovers a mysterious jetpack that allows him to fly. His adventures are set in Los Angeles and New York in 1938, and Stevens gave them a retro, nostalgic feel influenced by the King of the Rocket Men movie serial, the syndicated Commando Cody TV series (both from Republic Pictures), and pinup diva Bettie Page.

In 1991, The Rocketeer was released as a feature film by Walt Disney Pictures and was directed by Joe Johnston. Rocketeer creator Dave Stevens has a small cameo in the film as the German test pilot who dies when the Nazi version of a rocket backpack explodes during take-off. This was a part of black-and-white film footage stolen, then smuggled to the US of Nazi top secret rocket backpack testing.
The Rocketeer makes a great number of references to pop culture from the 1930s to the 1950s. The first storyline, "The Rocketeer" features characters from the Doc Savage pulp series, though Stevens takes care not to refer to any of the characters — including Doc Savage himself — by name, so as not to violate copyright and incur a licensing fee for use of the characters. "Cliff's New York Adventure" similarly features unnamed characters from The Shadow pulp magazine series, including the Shadow's famous alter ego, Lamont Cranston.
by The Centurion December 14, 2014
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