Post Non Consensual Sex

The type of sex where afterwards you regret your decision and wish you had said "No".

Friend 1: "I went to this party the other night and I ended up doing -something-"

Friend 2: "You wish you said 'No' now huh?"

Friend 1: "Yeah..."

Friend 2: "Post Non Consensual sex gets you every time bro..."

by ParalysisAlice May 12, 2011

Post facto jacko

Post facto meaning after the fact. And jacko shotr for jacking off or masturbating. Put together they from post fact jacko, right after jacking off, which is ejaculation or cum

Guy 1: Why didn't you shake your friend's hand?

Guy 2: Dude, I definitely didn't wash my wands post facto jacko!

by sorrycharly October 19, 2010

Pussy-Bait Post

A short, indescript post on a website like "facebook", "twitter", or what have you by a man meant to attract sympathy from the ditsy whores in their "friends list".

Collin: "Fuck this." <--(this is the Pussy-Bait Post)

Tits McGalahan: "awwww wats ronng??"

by Mythman93 August 9, 2012

Emily Jo Post

she is really short and spunky. she can be your bestfriend or your worst nightmare. shes really pretty and is kinda weird at times.

wow. that was a nice ninja kick. you are such an emily jo post.

by Marannah January 25, 2011

Post divorce agreement

An agreement sometimes written that a couple makes after a divorce to still meet and do certain things together especially have sex.

John and Kathy have a post divorce agreement.

by Deep blue 2012 August 7, 2010

Post-Coital Butterscotch

all the sex juices; including but not limited to both male and female cum, ass sweat, saliva, etc.

Your post-coital butterscotch stained my sheets!

juice

cum

wet

by lo-lo1428 December 21, 2010

Post Traumatic Dick Disorder

Also know as PTDD. A condition of persistent mental and emotional stress occurring as a result of massive dick taking or psychological shock from female blue balls, typically involving disturbance to mental ability to focus on anything but the massive dick wrecking/ blue balls and constant vivid recall of the experience, with dulled responses to others and to the outside world as you are too physically/ emotionally affected from the experience .

" I heard the Pussy Mangler wrecked you last night." "Yeah, I can't even focus on my paper. I think I have Post Traumatic Dick Disorder"
or
"Girl, did you get that good dick last night?" "He put in the tip then passed out, gave me mad female blue balls. Now I have PTDD and I'm fiending his dick."

by _sammyn April 4, 2015