Puddle Pirate

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.

Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.

by thabiznass June 2, 2022

pirate dance

When a man stands with legs slightly parted, in either loose fitting clothes or naked, while thrusting his hips in such a way that his penis swings forward and backward. It does not work well, when equipped with a small penis.

Jake did the "pirate dance" in gym yesterday, just to show off his size.

by Mary-Bella Stardust August 26, 2013

One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.

"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."

by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018

irate pirate

An angry swashbuckler.

He is an irate pirate

by Mattborg9007 May 29, 2018

Butt Pirate

Someone who goes to adult book stores and has an unnatural affection for cornholio.

Gee, that Butt Pirate has poop on his pole from the Limpy Wristed Fags cornholio.

by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023

New Teto Pirates

The only pirate crew that is destined to reach Larp Tale! Once defeated and now back to take what they deserve.

The New Teto Pirates are destined for greatness!

by Teto Marked By Flames August 28, 2025

Pirate

Oh! That's a good deal! I might have to do that Friday...

Hym "Isom #2 is out now but (if you're reading this) YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THAT! I told you to go over there already! Did I not tell you to go over there already!? There's also a special promotion for Isom #1 (promo code PIRATE) so if you're like me and are a dumptser person with 0 dollars who still hasn't read it, you can get Isom #1 for 12 DOLLARS That's like 66% OFF THE ORIGINAL PRICE! I shouldn't even have to tell you this! Go!"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023