Nightmare noodles

When for whatever reason, there’s no light in the bathroom. And you're left pooping in complete darkness.

The powers been out for three days, it’s cold and my nightmare noodles won’t flush.

by donnybridges March 25, 2025

electric noodle

that feeling when your arms go limp

‘’ah man staying in that position has my arms weird and tingly’

“yeah like an electric noodle”

by randeyverse May 9, 2025

Def Noodles

A failed YouTube comedian turned right-wing grifter

If you looked up the word clown in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Def Noodles next to it

by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 20, 2025

Boone-noodle

An individual who fights for Benson Boone till they die. Their favorite food is moon beam ice cream. They’re usually not pick-me’s but they do get picked (on). They got beautiful things and they’re not afraid to sing about it. Back flips sold separately.

Can be used derogatorily.

Yo is that a Boone-noodle over there? I’m gonna head out.

by Pimerella June 25, 2025

Buttered noodle

A person without tattoos

"Oh man, you don't have tattoos? You're a buttered noodle."

by anonymous September 12, 2025

Wet noodle

A limp dick energy having person, giving weak energy in response to someone else’s good mood.

Christopher was giving wet noodle energy when he shut down his girlfriend for trying to tell him a joke.

by Blackeyedsuzy November 8, 2025

O’Noodle

O’Noodle is the act of evicting someone for leaving their crusty, stinky, PH bleached underwear all over the place. May also be used to describe the thickest most atrocious eyebrows you have ever seen.

1) Ashley straight up O’Noodled that slob of a roommate out of her dads house!
2) I used both of my thumbs to wipe those O’Noodles off of her face, and everyone cheered!

by Bigahbrain January 13, 2026