A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.
For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.
by normanstanleyfletcher August 04, 2025
When you are not tall
by MontgomereySallow February 15, 2020
GaMiNg cOmEdIaNs
by Alvaro’s Hostage March 10, 2021
by poops of the chicken July 12, 2016
A nickname used for insulting people. Known in the hood as a *******. You could also call them a **** or ************
by Andre yo momma September 03, 2009
Cardboard cut-out of Walter White.
by Hairydogscrot July 12, 2017
1) to look at someone as if they were 3ft tall
2) to be looked at in way that some one wants to fight or do u harm.
2) to be looked at in way that some one wants to fight or do u harm.
by Olamni December 17, 2007