new jersey 

The best damn state there is. New Jersey is in the tri-state area somewhere mashed inbetween New York, Philly and Delaware. I love how people from out of state "know" so much about Jersey! They think Jersey is dirty and so are the people! I bet they will say that "out of state"! From Atlantic City to Newark Jersey is full of the best mix of ITALIANS, BLACKS, PUERTO RICANS, AND HINDU'S in the world! More people would agree we were the GARDEN STATE if they came and smoked some of our shit--Especially the shit from camden! oh, and Camden, aka, CMD, IS off the chain! People always talk shit and say dont go there at night, I BEEN THERE AT NIGHT! Plenty of times, aint nothin wrong wit that place! I was livin there and yea the shit is bad but damn, give it a fuckin break! Anyways, Jersey is the home of the most Bangin ITALIAN GIRLS and fine ass NIGGAS!

"New Jersey's Finest"

new jersey by Rachel Angelo February 28, 2007

New shit 

Say it when someone says something really weird to you. Like telling them they must be on a new drug

Tommy "Aye you was with amy last night"
Jake "naw nigga you on that new shit"

New shit by lovelystuff=] November 2, 2009

New Buffalo 

A sweet weekend and summer destination, most popular with Fucking Illinois People. The demographic can only be generalized by splitting New Buffalo at US-12. The water side is the fucking breeding ground for fips, where some hang in mass quantities at New Buffalo public beach, and where all fips in NB live. On the other side of US-12, the demographic is 100% creepy redneck (or locals). All of these shops are also 100% fips. One of the most popular events in New Buffalo, is the St. Mary of the Lake Fair or "the Carnival". This is where the FIPs and the locals meet each year, or at least the kids and teenagers. The envious locals watch the fips arrive in cars from slick-looking suburbans to Ferrari's, mixed in with the weekend crowds' Kia's, Toyota's and Hyundai's. Meanwhile, the locals have already bribed their cousins and/or parents (or the "Carneys"), with meth, to terrorize the otherwise amazing lives of fips. Occasionally fights break out, but when an African-American arrives on the scene, the FIP's and meth-heads unite on racism. Aside from these cultural conflicts headlined with teenagers, New Buffalo is a great place to be. Hey, even though his house was almost burnt down, Mayor Daley still lives here!

**FIP's**

Brooks: Timothy, to which mansion will you be jetting to this fine weekend, New Buffalo, the Hamptons, or perhaps Beverly Hills?
Timothy: Ah, well Brooks, I shall be taking the Bell 206 to our New Buffalo getaway, shall we play golf?
Brooks: Ah, indeed we shall. And Timothy, whose Rolls-Royce shall we take once we arrive in a matter of minutes from now?
Timothy: On the contrary Brooks, I have an exquisite new Bentley.
Brooks: Ah, splendid.

New Buffalo by Indeed.I.Did March 7, 2011

New Zealand Whoopie Cushion 

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.

I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.

New Zealand Whoopie Cushion by Flynny500 June 2, 2011

New Gen 

Basically some gay ass nigga that found out what editing was in mid 2016 - 2017 and only likes joseph edits and skotadi and is in love with mito, they tend to throw around the phrase "neckass" often because they think they are cool but really they are not slick

Yo hes such a fucking new gen

New Gen by Noahthenigga69 February 24, 2018

New York

New York is the best state in the United States. It has the number one city in the world (New York City), which is known to be the most exciting city, and the city that never sleeps. There's always something to do in New York. In NY, you have Long Island, which is one of the more expensive places to live. On Long Island there is Brooklyn, Queens, Nassau County and Suffolk County. You are right near the beach, and there are extremely nice places such as the Hamptons where a lot of famous people live. New York City has a lot of people, including a lot of famous people that live there. Hip-hop began in NYC, and many stars today were born in New York. You also have upstate New York, which looks like a totally different place. In Upstate New York, you have beautiful lakes and mountains, where it snows a lot in the winter and is warm in the summer. There are scenic places such as the Adirondack Mountains in upstate New York. New York is known to be one of the most expensive states to live in, and it is known to have the best education system in the United States. New York is home of the Yankees, Mets, Islanders, Rangers, Giants, & Jets. People that aren't from New York will be able to tell that someone is when they talk because of their New York accent. It is very distinct, but only people from NYC and Long Island have this accent, people from Upstate New York do not. People who live in New York, are very proud to be from New York..and they will let you know that it is superior to all the other states in the US!

New York is the best state in the U.S.

New York by Kayla Hearn February 18, 2009

new year's eve 

The night everyone has a party, and counts down to the new year coming.

We're having a huge party new years eve..

new year's eve by brian December 30, 2003