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mother pains

Every time I see a child I smile, then I frown, then before I can visually look sad I'm pretty sure my face has just gone blank, because at this point I have realised that, I'm 19. I have no job, no license, my boyfriend and I have only been together for 5 months and I already have the feeling he is the right guy for me. Do you every get the feeling that you exist for one specific reason? My reason is my future, because in the future, I'll have my own family.
I believe that getting a puppy will not solve my mother pains.
by RememberYourOpinionIsValid October 23, 2015
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word to your mother

I learned that this phrase came at a time when Bill Gates was introducing the first version of Microsoft Office. In fact he first said "Excel to your mother" but that did not catch on. He did try "PowerPoint to your mother" but that was a dismal failure. The change to "Word to your mother" somehow caught on and when a friend asked him about word processing because the friend's mom was behind the times as a secretary and needed help.
When asked what should I buy mom for Christmas. My dad said "WORD TO YOUR MOTHER" It did not work out really well because she did not have a computer.
by The Bulldg November 9, 2015
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mother fraction

A phrase used by math teachers as a substitute for mother fucker. Originated from a math teacher by the name of Mr. Avasan.
Ohh shitos that hurt like a mother fraction!
by Mysterious R November 27, 2018
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Mother-Friend

The girlfriend of one's father or mother.
My dad starting dating my mother-friend after my mother passed away.
by Stepman December 4, 2018
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Mother of Invention

A woman with trust issues so intent on proving her spouse is cheating when they are not, they make constant accusations about them and other women, so eventually they drive their spouse into the arms of someone else
"Aye mate, that's me single, She was the Instrument of her own downfall. Accused me of having sex with all sorts when I wasn't. So what did I do to the Mother of Invention? I went Baw Deep in her sister and left."
by Jabbamac December 8, 2018
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you good mother

It a word which means 'How are you ?' in Hong Kong English (Chinglish or Honglish)
Some person in Hong Kong don't speak English but they have to talk to foreigner so they'll say 'You Good Mother'.
by AnOldDriver July 26, 2017
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Mother Trucker

This is when you are in front of your grand-parents and you don't want to use foul language.Mother Trucker stands for YOU MOTHER FUCKER.It is also a means to communicate with the mother of a trucker.
"Gerry i'm tired of your shit you mother trucker".
Grand-Parents:(^-^)"Good language".
by Xxx_TrollGrammar_xxX August 4, 2017
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