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Monkey's Marbles 

For use when ladies are present, instead of mutt's nuts or dog's bollocks
Commonly used by professional photographers to describe the excuse of digital cameras as a work tool.
"...having a digital camera is the real Monkey's Marbles, you just take 1000's of shots... one of them has to be good, right?"

monkey giggle 

Noun
1)- A term used for something that you either don't know what it is, or think you might but don't want to know or say.
2)semen
3)the noise made while orgasming during angry sex
E1) girl:"whats that stain on your floor?"
guy:" thats just some monkey giggle"
E2) "it smells like monkey giggles in here"
E3) "hhheeee...hhheeee...hhheee!"
monkey giggle by DaSkrete March 30, 2008

Monkey chum in the face 

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.
"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."

Monkey steal pear from tree 

an old-school fighting move derived from a mixture of Korean and Japanese kung fu, where the attacker graps his opponets scrotum turns a 180 an backfists his opponet in the stomach then the face while never letting go of his scrotum
Josh: did u hear what happened to Joe last night?
Rev:Yeah i was the one who pulled off Monkey steal pear from tree
Josh:O ok i'm gonna leave now

Monkey Llama Horn 

When a monkey and a llama have a horn.
Dude.... look a Monkey Llama Horn. Sweet.

monkey fister 

Someone who fists monkeys
Wow, that girl is a monkey fister.
monkey fister by MonkeyFister10101 November 11, 2013