love 

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
- John Barrymore

I was in love, once. Then I discovered her similarity to fish....

love by SMARTALIENQT May 25, 2008

love 

love: noun.; jonathan and heather v. to be like jonathan and heather, to be attracted to someone the way jonathan and heather are; -ly, loving, lover, etc. syn like, lust; ant hate, etc. see also: jonathan and heather

love makes people corny.. and my mom says it makes people horny LOL lmao... true story..

love by heatherpants December 5, 2007

Love 

Still caring about someone immediately after blowing your load on them.

I knew that I loved Karen because I still wanted to lay in bed and talk to her after I had given her the juice.

Love by KitKatKit July 21, 2011

Love 

A feeling that can kill you if you're not careful

I was in love with him...why did he leave me

Love by It's 2017 people January 6, 2017

Love 

A fucking joke

"I think I'm in love with you". But what he really meant was he wanted her nudes

Love by Trashley666420 January 7, 2017

Love 

A stupidity, myth which doesn't exist. This is real life not a movie. Love only suits in movies or books

I strongly believe love doesn't exist

Love by Americans are evils November 20, 2017

Love 

A useless fucking emotion made for a chemical reaction in your brain and literally feels like drug withdrawals when you falling out of it

Love is fake

Love by Ssssssass July 15, 2020