Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

by buildenex July 24, 2024

devious lick

You stole something successfully, without getting caught. It is most often associated with a TikTok Trend to steal items from a school.

Person 1: Yo look at this devious lick I got!
Person 1: -shows some item that would belong in a school- (hand sanitizer dispenser, fire alarm system)

Person 2: wow! That is a real devious lick!

by AgtCB September 13, 2021

devious lick

An act of stealing something, usually from a school bathroom.

Only 3 months into school and I already got this devious lick.

by lyder3ybc September 23, 2021

Devious Lick

A trend originating on TikTok that consists of the theft of increasingly unusual items, typically from a person's school or workplace.

Common items include, but are not limited to, paper towel dispensers, soap dispensers, and somehow toilets

"Just pulled an absolutely devious lick"
*pulls hand sanitizer out of bag*

by Foocett September 20, 2021

why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin

*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”

by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024

Lick my ball sack

A phrase used to angrily and inappropriately reject someone's opinion.

You hate blahblahblah? Lick my ball sack.

by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

Don't lick the sides

Means BS/Bullshit or "get outta here"

"I asked the popular girl out!"
"Don't lick the sides"

by MARRRSSSMELLLOOOO May 23, 2021