clown kick

While balls deep doggystyle another person is kicking you in the balls with a big red shoe simultaneously squeezing their big red nose making a squeaky sound.

As I was being punished during an S&M session someone came over and gave me a clown kick.

by klownposse June 7, 2017

kick the dog

when you drug your kitvhen witch with alcohol

can we kick the dog

by Cody5050 November 15, 2020

just kick them out

You're having a laugh with your mate and suddenly the teacher starts yelling at you to shush and threating that she'll kick us out the class and then all of a sudden you hear a noise... coming from the left hand corner.... "Just kick them out"....

Person 1) "hahahah that is so funny"
Person 2 teacher) Guys stop laughing and distracting people
Person 3) Just kick them out

by Im a victim August 31, 2025

Kicked the sheets

When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"

Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).

(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)

by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024

Camel Kick

A kick in Football using the outside of the foot, rotating the leg at the knee, raised as in a back heel, but then swung forward, striking the ball forward or looping it over any in coming player..

Ronaldinho utilised Camel kicks alot.

by MR. E TU November 29, 2023

kicking tee retriever

Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.

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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever

by who really cares damn January 7, 2010

Kick Foes

To remove yourself from the situation or scenario

“Aye bruh this function is wack as fuck , im gonna kick foes”

by Yungroach January 14, 2020