July 1st

National send your bf a booty pic

Yo guess what day it is. What day is it? July 1st, national send your bf a booty pic day.

by Ajaputt June 30, 2022

July 12th

National send the homies ass pics day

John: *sends ass pic*
Ronald: “AYO BRO THATS GAY”
John: “Na bro its july 12th so it isnt gay”

by Dom the masterbater July 11, 2024

July

July verb /juh·lai/ (informal)

1. To pretend you're relaxed and have your life together while internally melting.

2. To act chill on the outside while slowly burning out.

1. “She posted a beach pic with iced coffee and zero emails replied to — classic Julying.”

2. “Don’t worry, I’m fine,” he said, Julying through a third cup of coffee and mild existential dread.

3. "To be honest I'm just julying my way through this whole life thing and I have no idea what's going on."

4. "I'm actually going through the most, but I July a lot that's why you can't tell by looking at me."

by DuragAuntieOnTikTok June 2, 2025

Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

Julie

A person who makes a lot of mistakes and always runs away from them. She tries but it’s never enough and she can’t handle that.

I’m sorry. I can’t do this anymore.

Don’t leave, Julie.

by Eiluj79 December 30, 2023

July 24

Little dick boy.

Jackson was totally born on July 24 th. (He's a little dick boy)

by urmom25 July 11, 2022

July 6th

Kortney Parker's Day

Friend 1: Today is MY day.
Friend 2: No, today is July 6th, Kortney Parker's day.

by khizzle44 April 27, 2021