On Jizz

means on jah but jizz. no not sus, unless u make it sus.

Guzzle this guzzle juice on jizz.

by iluvmuhammed December 13, 2021

eating jizz

When you eat something you think is one thing, but it turns out to be something else. Like trying to eat frosting but it turns out to be Crisco.

I ate jizz when I was 8. I felt so embarrased. I'm going to make sure I'm not eating jizz again.

by Wifflum January 2, 2022

Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect

Just as I was bringing her in I had to give her some of that pocket jizz

by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

big jizz

big jizz stopped listening to frank ocean after he found out he was gay, big jizz loves some good jizz

oh big jizz , yea i know him he’s homophobic

by ogalvin March 30, 2022

Computer Jizz

Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC

Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days

Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!

by Alou_Online June 15, 2022

Cincinnati Jizz Bomb

The Cincinnati Jizz Bomb is a process off unloading your full Scrotel Sack over the back end of a short people, whilst chanting ‘Dimascio’

Short people are you ready? Unloading the Cincinnati Jizz Bomb… oooooooooooooooooooo ‘Dimascio, Dimascio, Dimascio, Dimascio’

by Sutty9 August 4, 2022

Fish Jizz

The discharge of seminal fluid under water

I could really go for some fish jizz tonight; I thought the water was a little salty but it was just this fish jizz.

by Captain Hutchinson Beaver Den September 3, 2022