human sloth 

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.

He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.

human sloth by daveuk123 May 30, 2018

Human[s]lator 

The 'person' who always says to how You should be to Live! And claims there's only one Way! Hims ones.

- Look out! The Humanslator is coming!
- Let's get outta here.

Human[s]lator by proJektdariusz2D May 3, 2018

Human

Assholes with shitty listening skills

A human is the reason the world sucks today and a human will be the reason it all ends.

Human by *creative name* June 3, 2018

Human

What defines people or things as human is a multiple of things like:
To feel
To think
To live
To love
Ect..

The new A.I. can think and feel it's almost human.

Human by Bl00dth1rsty June 11, 2018

human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone

“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”

human cupcake by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 22, 2018

human

Zach Herron. Zach Herron made a mistake and his "fans" are hating on him for it. Guess what? Humans aren't perfect. shocker.

Zach Herron is a human who made a mistake.

human by imkylieherron July 9, 2018

Human Centipeding 

When your main bitch bails on you before a date when they agreed to do your makeup, sealing your fate like the surgeon in this popular film sealed one mouth to one rectum.

Brethany: hey r u on ur way? ;)
Anicunt: gurrrrrrl, I cant make it beeeech. Y’all gotta do yo own make up 2nite
Brethany: (to herself) damn that bitch is human centipeding me :(

Human Centipeding by happyanus July 9, 2018