Mud Flaps

What you call your balls after getting Nut Mud.

"She blew it all over my mud flaps."

by MR. SHARKEY February 19, 2007

flappin' your lid off

What you do when you are tweakin your head off

Man, you're flappin your F'n lid off!! Damn!

by [e-mail] January 30, 2004

flaptot

a slutty toddler like girl whos flaps (vaginal flap) are tot like, thus untouched and small... and possibly french

person 1:flaptot did u use a condom

flaptot:no its ok i cant get preggers yet

person 1: ok cool but wait it smells of shit in here do u need a diaper change??

flaptot: haha whoops

by mexiflaps March 7, 2008

flappy girl

A hooker (or stripper) that shakes her feet and wears tassels.

"Are you really going to go to Vegas so some Flappy girl can dance all over you?"

"OMG Becky! Look at that flappy girl dancing at the fish tank"

by Bean McGoo March 20, 2008

flapo

person who tends to do funny shit like hanging out of flag poles. then after seriously falling off the pole he tries to explain the doctor what happened but due to hard arse pain can only say flapo instead of flag pole. the doctor in consequence can stich his arse because of laughter and recommends just sleeping it over.

Mike: WTF happened?
Bill: Flapo is dead...

by Flapo May 19, 2010

Flapjack

The opposite of a fag hag, a straight bloke that hangs around with lesbians.

"It was busy in the gay bar last night, you couldn't get near the bar for flapjacks."

by moriarty October 18, 2012

Happy Flaps

A particularly lippy vagina.

Dude, i could have wrapped that chicks happy flaps around my ears last night.

Why don't you go play with your grandmothers happy flaps.

by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010