Walking the duck is when you are either walking naked (only works if your a guy) or you are going commando and your fly is down...thus your little guy escapes and waddles when you walk.
TIM: Today I forgot to zip up, and my coworkers caught me walking the duck.
WORST DAY EVER!
a lazy person with freckles on his face and looks like a ripe banana, tends to be a lagger and has an excuse for everything and when drunk is known to quack loudly and vigorously when in danger.
Hey your being the ducktoday whats wrong with your queerbait!