shit-douche

1. A terrible image to be used in place of a worse one.

2. A placeholder to be used rather than the actual name of a person you do not want to identify.

Used both to insult, and to prevent the target from gaining attention or free publicity.

1. From now on instead of saying the name of a terrorist or mass shooter we will refer to them as some shit-douche.

2. President-Elect Shit-Douche and President Shit-Douche of Russia met today to discuss how best to destroy the world.

3. Publisher Simon and Schuster has decided to give some shit-douche a book deal.

4. The year in which this was coined was a total shit-douche.

by flashwildecard December 31, 2016

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douche rinse

The definition of an aggressive driver that pulls in front of you, cuts you off and then hits the brakes. This is a person that you watch drive in front of you, while thinking to yourself how can I run over this person and get away with it?

God, what a douche rinse! Thanks alot douche rinse for pulling in front of me and cutting me off!

by aptpitbull92563 January 19, 2017

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Douche mcgouche

A person who is more douchey than the average douche.

That man standing with the other douches is definitely the douche mcgouche of the bunch!

by Canditoc January 19, 2017

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snoot douche

A neti pot or Nävage; nasal irrigation system

You sound so congested. Why don't you go give yourself a snoot douche?

by CookieNazi October 30, 2020

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Douche Bazooka

A person who is so self-centered, narcissistic, and desperate for people's adoration, that they are completely incapable of performing any action with coming off as a complete ass hat.

"Man, that DJ Sexpanther is such a douche bazooka. I bet he is going to throw himself a birthday party just so he can DJ it."

by Rival483 January 9, 2021

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