greased pig on crack 

mad,insane. A grade one window licker.

that bird who played lois lane is as mad as a greased pig on crack

greased pig on crack by mad dog February 25, 2004

literary crack 

A series novel which is poorly written and follows some formulaic structure which may or may not be predictable. Despite knowing that it sucks the reader will become addicted to the series and burn through every book as fast as possible.

If the next book in the series is unavailable the reader will go through withdraw like symptoms until the next book's release date wherein the reader will wrestle and scream and claw their way to the register to purchase said book.

I know that it's bad for me but "Twilight" is my literary crack, I can't help it!

literary crack by HaloKun July 30, 2009

satan's ass crack 

When your butt cheeks get so hot, it feels like hell.

"After that run, I got some serious Satan's Ass Crack."

satan's ass crack by CoolStanley January 8, 2016

mormon crack

Coffee, or any caffinated drink

I am going to 7-11 to get some mormon crack to stay awake

mormon crack by MrJames September 20, 2006

Are You On Crack? 

When someone says something that is either unbelievable or utterly foolish and stupid.

Giraffe: Im not a retard. D&S: Are you on Crack?

Are You On Crack? by blazer275 February 24, 2011

booty crack 

booty , crack. the space between the two buttocks.

she got a hot tribal tattoo right above her booty crack and it looks good under a lowrise bikini.

booty crack by Keallei July 21, 2006

Japanese crack 

noun 1. A highly addictive form of entertainment originating from Japan. 2. A form of entertainment from Japan that makes you think "WTF was the creator smoking and where can we get some?" 3. An alternate name for a popular foodstuff from Japan called Pocky.

Katamari Damacy is a prime example of Japanese crack.

Japanese crack by Chris MP January 5, 2006