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George W. Bush 

The most expensive puppet ever built, costing nearly a billion dollars to install and most of the budget surplus and U.S. international borrowing power to maintain. Most of the technology expense has gone into the cost of the giant invisible strings attached to Bush's hands and feet which half the country can't see. The strings can only be pulled by giant corporations and a couple of Bush's associates, including Dick Cheney.
"How do they make GEORGE W. BUSH seem so lifelike and real?"

"I don't know, man, we all know he's a PUPPET."
George W. Bush by Jeffrey September 13, 2005
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George W. Bush 

The Devil governing the Earth...
-Who won the election on November 2nd?
-The Devil did.
George W. Bush by J. November 3, 2004

George W. Bush 

An amusing president trying to make himself known for bravado acts of heroism, such as being able to land a plane, and trying to keep favors to corporate buddies on the down-low. Often seen with his darling pet lap dog, Tony Blair. Has only done one productive thing in his political career so far, which is his slight limitation on the huge amount of money stolen from hardworking people (rich and poor alike) every year. It is a TREMENDOUS mistake to assume that this fairly dangerous man is stupid because he portrays himself that way; having made himself appear unintelligent, he has made himself appear innocent. Do not let his acting disguise his intelligent and evil intentions. Pray every time he walks into the room that he will drop dead.
"Bush may look stupid, but at least he's not stupid enough to think that just because someone's wealthy they should have to pay a higher percentage of taxes."
George W. Bush by Edwin Alesco September 1, 2003

george bush 

Proof that Darwin's theory of evolution can also go backwards.
"It's important for people to know that I'm the president of everybody."
"If you see a train wreck coming, you ought to be saying, what are you going to do about it, Mr. Congressman, or Madam Congressman?"
"We want results in every single classroom so that one single child is left behind."
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
george bush by Lady Pain March 4, 2005
This when a woman lets her pubic hair gorw way out of control, hence turning into a afro-bush!!
Alice had'nt had sex in a very long time, therefore she let her pubic turn into a afro-bush!
afro-bush by guyfawkes74 January 3, 2010

Skunk Bush 

The occurrence of sperm being ejaculated down a persons bush in a way that separates the two halves of the bush symmetrically therefore it looks like a skunk.
John: Jenny are you alright?

Jenny: =( No

John: Whats wrong?

Jenny: Pat gave me the worst Skunk Bush of my life and it took an hour to get it all out
Skunk Bush by Spano_13 August 3, 2010