bad ass kids

Kids that don't know how to behave! Disobedient children, who don't mind anybody.

Sorry friend, but i will not babysit your Bad Ass Kids!

by Dre Parker April 22, 2016

Milf's gone bad

A mother that you'd like to fuck, that was once hot; but now she doesn't look so good

After seeing Britney Spears with her head shaven,I think the milf's gone bad.

by Charles Reardon April 22, 2007

Bad Lettuce Event

An unfortunate happening or an unexpected disappointment that takes away from that which would have formed the base of your desired expectations. Derived from expecting to create a salad at a salad bar and finding that the lettuce is brown or wilted.

"Bill won a free vacation to Europe, but is ill and can't go"

"Man, that's some bad lettuce event"

by Blushift December 23, 2008

Flash My Bad

To flash one's bad is to show your dark side. Either a physical act or a threat.

Dan: What did you do after he got in your face?
Max: I flashed my bad

Random: You are a dick, I'm gonna beat you up
Dan: Don't make me flash my bad

by danwest December 28, 2011

bad pickup lines

Speech device primarily employed by two factions of mankind: the truly pathetic and amateur comedians. Origins have been disputed, but it is widely thought that pickup lines, once upon a magical time, could win pussy if chanted with remarkable charisma and authenticity. Thanks to the combination of inevitability and human stupidity, pickup lines degraded into verses that invoke either uproarious laughter or further inalienation, but not the throes of sex.

Got a library card? Because I'm checking you out.

I scraped my knees falling for you.

You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious.

Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me?

Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression)

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

Battlefield Bad Company

The most kick-ass first person shooter made in history. Want to get inside a building, but that wall is blocking? Simple, blow it up! This game is awesome, as everything in the environment is DESTROYABLE. You can blow up houses, blow holes in walls, not to mention it has a fairly entertaining single player mode. It's main awesomeness is featured online, where you can keep ranks, and even take screenshots and they will auto-upload to EA's servers for FREE. It uses the new Frostbite engine, allowing people to mess with the environment, such as also blowing craters into the ground, giving your teammates cover. It features the old conquest mode, as well as the new and popular Gold Rush mode, in which you must either defend or attack gold crates. Now you do not have to worry about idiots hiding all the time, as you can blow away their cover, leaving them for dead.

Person 1: Hey, I'm going to play Call of Duty 4, you in?

Person 2: Why? So some idiot can hide behind a wall all day? No thank you.

Person 1: What are you talking about? All games are like that!

Person 2: Not Battlefield Bad company, you can blow apart walls with awesome weapons!

Person 1: Be right back. *goes and shoots Call of Duty 4*

Person 2: Going to go get Battlefield Bad Company now?

Person 1: Hell yea!

by Da Milkman December 22, 2008

Bad-ass-motherfucker

(n.)- A person who fears nothing, and never backs down, ever. Regardless of the situation, the only way to stop one of these people is to kill them. A bullet to the heart and another to the brain may be sufficient, but has been proven to not be enough in some cases. For reference, refer to Johan Franzen.

Johan Franzen is one bad-ass-motherfucker, unlike Cindy Crosby.

by NSWiZZAY May 8, 2011