ground round virgin

a virgin in the ass

"She's no ground round virgin. She's smooth as she can be be."

David Allan Coe

by coffeedarklover August 23, 2011

Blue Virgin

An idiot who unapologetically expresses how much a virgin he is in everything he does, with no shame or thought whatsoever about it. Often dresses in a singular fashion or color, for example, blue.

"Did you see Aaron today? I saw that Blue Virgin zip by on campus on his dumbass scooter."

by Blue Virgin Spotter November 20, 2022

Kings Virginity

Something that is very hot and smexy

Nyx tried to take Kings Virginity

by NotUnfriendingU November 2, 2020

virgin

a person that plays videogames 24/7 and does not go outside, touch grass, or talk to women

Holden has 186 hours on GTA and he is a fucking virgin

by Coolswagman778 July 5, 2021

the virgin assembly

A group chat filled with....Swank, cancer, dankness, sweet sweet anal, and casual rape jokes

Did you know that the virgin assembly gave me sweet sweet testicular cancer.

by Soiler04 January 13, 2017

Virgin Auctioneer

A female who auctiions off her virginity for a large sum of money. The female posts on craigslist, other classified advertising sites, or uses local or national media to set virginity for auction.

There are real life examples of Virgin Auctioneers and one of them is "A 20-year-old woman from Southern Brazil has sparked a wave of criticism by auctioning off her "first sexual experience" to the highest bidder as part of a documentary. The stunt has generated outrage in Brazil, however, bids have already reached $1 million."

by UrbanPhonics October 28, 2012

ingrown virgin

A woman who, no matter how hard she tries, cannot get laid.

"Why is it that no one sees how available I am? Why isn’t it clear that I don’t choose to be an ingrown virgin?" (from the book "Superior Women" by Alice Adams

"I hear she's the worst ingrown virgin in the village" (from the Play "The Enemies of a Bishop" by Christopher Isherwood & WH Auden)

by Davy Andy January 11, 2022