Douche Vessel

a large vehicle for the transportation of douche, ie... more douche than just a douche bag
That dude just tried to rip me off, he is such a douche vessel

Sidney Crosby is a giant douche vessel

Jerry Jones is the original douche vessel
by TheJewdiMaster March 10, 2010
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deflecting douche

The kind of person who uses esoteric phrases not in common parlance who when questioned tells you to google them rather than explaining themselves.
Rather than tell the detective what he meant by someone being "washed" he instead told him to google it like the deflecting douche he was.
by EffectiveDetective June 09, 2023
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stalker douche

This guy that used to lead you on but then went totally crazy once you bailed. Now he IMs you constantly and send you random pictures of himself... and his kid... and dog... even a nude. He talks about all his sexual conquests hes had since you, but he still thinks about you... all the time. He's psycho and weird and you think he might actually murder you if you don't leave state... or the country.
Oh God. Stalker douche is back.

Shit... Stalker douche is blowing up my facebook since I unblocked him.
by phoenix437 January 08, 2015
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douche humor

Daniel Tosh's Tosh.0 is pure douche humor.
by 00_kymavr_00 February 11, 2016
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baby douche

A teenager or very young adult that mistakenly thinks that being a douchebag is cool and who thus essentially becomes an apprentice douchebag that will one day probably become a full fledged douchebag, forever beyond hope of ever becoming a decent human being.
Jersey Shore probably created a lot of baby douches who may otherwise have stayed on a more civilized path in life.
by minagica June 13, 2015
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Transitional Douche

A man who easily flows from one woman to another without a second thought or conscience while lying their ass off
Greg and Trevor are such transitional douches they just do whatever it takes to move to next victim
by Gfndog May 07, 2015
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Douche Wagon

A "Boi" who wears So-cal tee-shirt ,Dickie shorts, socks to the knees , pristine favorable baseball cap and Chuck's. Usually drives a Honda Civic, hatchback and walks like a cholo.

He is usually white and is also considered a " fuck boi" .

He is over confidant and thinks he has something to prove ; of just how fucking hardcore he is.
"FREAKING Douche Wagon keeps speeding up and down the street !"
by Clownsrmurder December 02, 2022
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