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Catching the Crazy Turkey

Michael was catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay in Minecraft Ep. 133.
by tcamack December 13, 2014
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Turkeys

Another term for a group of Brazilians.
I heard a flock of turkeys going gobble gobble gobble. Then I realized it was a group of people. (Brazilians)
by anonymous August 1, 2021
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Hog the turkey

To insert your penis into a meal. Usually turkey.
Don’t hog the turkey dad! Also don’t eat it all.
by DeclanThaddius December 8, 2020
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Turkey

1. A chicken with lager body, especially used for Thanksgiving
2. A country in the middle of Asia and Europe
E.g No. 1:
Let's eat this Turkey

No 2:
The most popular city in Turkey is Istanbul
by DoomedXD January 20, 2019
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flaming turkey

A turkey fryer fire caused by attempting to deep fry a frozen turkey. The police department makes several public safety videos on this every year, and several user-generated videos have been uploaded. The term was used on a This American Life episode.
That dummy was asking for a flaming turkey incident.
by artagnon April 23, 2016
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Turkey

A country that gets hate for some nonsense reasons.
+Wanna go to Turkey?
-No because it sucks.
+Why?
-Because it does...
by LumiNyte November 7, 2018
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turkey jerky

A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure.
Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?
by QuacksO November 29, 2017
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