two-bob spot

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A wet spot seen on the exterior of a man's trousers after he has urinated but not adequately shaken or wiped his penis, leading to an after-pee soiling of the nearby clothing. The size of the spot usually being reminiscent of a two-shilling, or "two-bob" coin used in pre-decimalised Australia and UK.

Hey Knackers, did you forget to give your cock a good shake after your snakes hiss? You've got a cracking two-bob spot on the front of your dacks there.

by clemstar January 13, 2016

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your coworker Bob

The person Urban Dictionary always wants you to buy stuff for.

Urban Dictionary: hEy, bUy A mUg FoR yOuR cOwOrKeR bOb
Me: no u

by mrkia August 6, 2020

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Jay And Silent Bob

Whenever you find the person who was talking shit about you online and you meet them irl to to give them the hands

Guy 1: Aye, you hear about Tom?
Guy 2: Naw, what happened?
Guy 1: Some dude was trolling him on FB. And he got his address.
Guy 2: Damn, he's gonna get that Jay And Silent Bob....

by TreyGanzCCG June 12, 2018

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This Is Bob (2021 Ver.)

░░░░░███████ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bob is building an army.
▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ This tank & Bob are against

█████████████████ ☻ removing the dislike button
Il███████████████████... ▌︻╦╤─ Copy and Paste this all over
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤.... / \ YouTube if you are with us

It's starting all over again... Even 13 years later

Context: In 2008 people were angry because youtube required you to get a google+ account to comment on youtube and they started spamming this on comments.

Someone will post this on a youtube video. ANY video

This is bob (2021 Ver.)

by mojo3 December 14, 2021

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