red hand

When you finger a girl on her period then proceed to masturbate with the same hand without cleaning off her period blood

My girlfriend caught me doing a red hand with her sister.

by OG s3a n0od13 June 18, 2017

swap hands

When you and your buddy are wanking off to porn together and you swap hands meaning you beat his dick and he beats yours at the same time

We should swap hands

Yeah bro
No homo
No home
Fap fap fap fap fap

by Ibeattheskinoffmydick February 1, 2018

candy hands

a person who compulsively masturbates,or a person who constantly touches women's "goodies"

Man 1:that teacher is hot!
Man 2:hey, want to get that dude in trouble?

Man 1:hell yeah!i've heard he is a candy hands

Man 2:i guess we'll be witnesses in the next sexual harassment lawsuit.

by NipplebackHater March 18, 2010

talk to the hand

An invitation to carry on your conversation with someone's hand.

"...Talk to the hand!" "Okay, well, as I was saying Mr. Hand, the person attached to you is an immature twit, and did you know..."

by Chaz April 19, 2006

jazz hands

A dance move, charecterized by middle aged gay men yelling at you in sequence or acompanied by upbeat show music. To execute this move, you must extend all muscles of the hand until your hand is red, shaking and it hurts. Jazz hands are highly annoying, but effective to impress judges at dance competition.

Dance Teach- Give me jazz hands! I wanna see them red and shakey
Dancer- Are these jazz hands?
DT- (Bends the students hand backwards til it breaks) No! These are Jazz hands, and they are gold!

by atothemotherfrickinc September 28, 2006

hand happies

the cramps you get in your hand from jacking off to much

He hit it so hard that he got tons of hand happies.

by omenboy June 19, 2003

purple Hands

The best wine that has ever been made. Delicous, delicate,and completely delightful, fulbody's with perfect balance. The creation of this is what some refer to as a master-peice.

"That wine your drinking is Purple Hands"

by Wine Spectator April 26, 2006